Saturday, August 20, 2011
Peek behind Bedroom door hilarious
REVIEW: Port Stanley Festival Theatre
By JOE BELANGER, THE LONDON FREE PRESS
Last Updated: August 18, 2011 9:29am
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Betsy and Lou Ballantyne
(Danielle Nicole and Chris Bancroft) agreed to have sex live on radio for
$5,000 as a radio announcer delivered the play-by-play. Although the show is
cancelled, they got to keep the cash and spend a free night in a hotel. Did
anyone turn off the microphone? The hilarious Norm Foster play, Bedtime
Stories, takes the audience on a wild romp at Port Stanley Festival Theatre.
(DAVID WHITE, Special to QMI Agency)
SUMMER THEATRE
What
goes on behind the bedroom door may not be anybody’s business, but it sure is
fun to have a peak once in a while.
And
audiences at Port Stanley Festival Theatre can thank renowned Canadian
playwright Norm Foster’s comedic genius for opening that door in the hilarious
production of Bedtime Stories.
Director
Simon Joynes and his five-actor ensemble leave none
of Foster’s brilliant writing wanting, first seducing the audience through a
fun-filled first act before delivering one belly laugh after another in the
second act and tying a neat bow around it all in the last of six bedroom
vignettes.
The
ensemble — Jim Doucette, Rod Keith, Danielle Nicole, Elana
Post and Chris Bancroft — deliver a cast of 15 quirky characters in some
unusual circumstances that are believable and, at times, even somehow familiar.
Nicole
is particularly brilliant in her three roles, the first as middle-aged
housewife Betsy Ballantyne, who has agreed to have
sex with hubby Lou (Bancroft) in a hotel room where it is to be broadcast live
on radio with a play-by-play delivered by ambitious radio announcer Eddie
Nichols (Keith), whose neglected wife, Laura (played by Post), is moving to
Edmonton that very night.
The Ballantynes are promised $5,000 — money they need to put
their daughter Melody (also played by Post) through university — to do the
nasty on radio when Nicholls, after seeing the love the Ballantynes
share, has a change of heart, cancels the show, tells them to keep the cash and
leaves to try and convince his wife to stay.
Well,
the frisky Ballantynes know a good deal when they see
one and aren’t about to waste a free night in a hotel room, not after years of
having “quiet” sex at home with their daughter sleeping in the next room and
the neighbour’s bathroom window but a few feet away.
Of
course, the technician back at the station must not have been the sharpest hoe
in the shed and, well, forgot to turn off the microphone attached to the
headboard . . . and another wild Foster romp gets underway with five more
vignettes that remind us just how small and deceptive a world it is in which we
live.
Nicole
later shines as Yolanda, an accident-prone exotic dancer, and Sandy, a
brain-injured taxi driver.
But
the entire cast deliver great performances, from Doucette’s take on a
52-year-old heavy metal rock star, Tommy Quick, to Keith’s performance as
Charlie, a decent and sensitive strip club owner trying to fire Yolanda.
The
set is functional, although the hotel room décor of the opening vignette,
especially the mini-fridge, is ever-present, which leaves the audience
momentarily confused about the setting for each scene.
Changing
bedspreads (which should be much neater and the sheets crisper for the hotel
scenes) and the addition of bedside photos doesn’t seem quite enough.
But
that is one of the few flaws in a production that is easily the best and,
sadly, the last of the Port Stanley Festival Theatre’s season, for which
artistic director Joynes deserves a standing ovation.
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IF YOU GO
What: Bedtime Stories, written by Norm Foster, directed
by Simon Joynes.
Where: Port Stanley Festival Theatre, 302 Bridge St.
When: Until Sept. 10, Tuesdays (8 p.m.) Wednesdays (2
p.m. and 8 p.m.), Thursdays (2 p.m. and 8 p.m.), Fridays (8 p.m.) and Saturdays
(2 p.m. and 8 p.m.)
Admission: $25 for matinee, $28 for evening performances.
Information: Call 519-782-4353 or toll free at 1-855-782-4353
or visitwww.portstanleytheatre.ca
Rating:
5 (out of five)